Fun to read...here is my 2 cents:
1. Promise has an expiration date - read disclaimer in the fine print section;
2. When a woman shops, she saves. The outfit would have cost twice more in other store but here is marked down from 9k to 2k - the more she shops the more saves;
3. Shopping is a best form of therapy, and it's FREE! The market shows when shopping is down, the use of Prozac shoots up;
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are all of those clauses from shopping bible? I have to convert my religion temporarily, I guess